I'm Back! aka Sooo Much To Say! Part II

The "Oh well if it is, that is how I feel" line was my personal version of "no offense or anything."  Which I think translates too "I'm going to be a bitch right now but don't want to cop to it." 

Previously: Sooo Much To Say! Part I

The Get Him System

It was the summer before 7th grade, and I wanted this SO badly.

Shes Just Jelous

Translated (with spelling corrections):

Leftover from previous page – “I hate patterned underwear but my….

…. favorite kind of underwear is Hanes Her Way.  I always like to play keep-away with the boys during recess.  I have ugly buck teeth.  I am wearing perfume to the Christmas pageant.  __________ is a reader.  All the boys like ________________.  ________________ calls her a lot and wants to go in to the corner and kiss her.  Even make out with her.  But _____________ likes (boy 1), (boy 2), and (boy 3).  _______________ is jealous ____________’s singing voice she says it sucks but she’s just jealous <3.  I still have and sleep with a teddy bear.  I will have to talk to ______________ about what she said to ___________ it was mean.  I hate challenge.  I can’t wait for Christmas.  _____________’s dad is strict but funny.  I used to think I read well until _______________ said she read the Witch of Blackbird Pond.  Oh well I really don’t care as long as I am alive.  <3

Wains World, Disny Land

Say Hello To Your Friends!

Before there was V.C. Andrews, there was Anne M. Martin and Francine Pascal.

Lately I've been hunting for old copies of these books, mostly because I think the new covers are total crap and I don't want my future daughter(s) subjected to them.  Furthermore, I was disgusted to find out that Sweet Valley High has changed the description of Jessica and Elizabeth from "a perfect size 6" to "a perfect size 4."

So fucked up.

Anyway, last week I picked up a BSC Super-Special - "Baby-sitter's Club at Shadow Lake," the byline of which is "Campfires, ghost stories - summer vacations are the best!" I couldn't agree more, ladies.  And at the back of this excellent volume from Scholastic Inc. are two pages that fill me with nostalgic glee, which I want to share with all 7 of my loyal blog readers:

OMG SFAR??!!!  (that last part stands for So Fucking Awesome, Right?  I just made it up).  Plan on it!

Unfortunately I don't have a certified Locket Charm Bracelet or Portable Cassette Player to give away to the knower of all BSC trivia, however I do have a $25 Amazon.com gift card, with which you could probably buy both those things as well as BSC Super Special #9 - "Starring the Baby-sitters Club."  aka Jessi Ramsey is Better Than You.

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